{"id":6685,"date":"2020-02-11T04:42:31","date_gmt":"2020-02-11T04:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/?p=6685"},"modified":"2020-02-11T04:50:31","modified_gmt":"2020-02-11T04:50:31","slug":"the-sad-saga-of-my-cracked-pysanka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/the-sad-saga-of-my-cracked-pysanka\/","title":{"rendered":"The sad saga of my cracked pysanka"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggstart-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"6689\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=6689\" class=\"wp-image-6689\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggstart-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggstart-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggstart-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggstart.jpg 820w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">Blocked out the classic 40 triangle pattern &#8212; oh the possibilities<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggorange-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"6687\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=6687\" class=\"wp-image-6687\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggorange-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggorange-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggorange-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggorange.jpg 820w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">In yellow, then orange.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggred-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"6688\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=6688\" class=\"wp-image-6688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggred-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggred-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggred-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeggred.jpg 820w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">Dyed in the red and now ready for the purple.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxon-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"6690\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=6690\" class=\"wp-image-6690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxon-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxon-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxon-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxon.jpg 820w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">The raw egg guts need to be blown out and then I&#8217;ll microwave it.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeg-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"6686\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=6686\" class=\"wp-image-6686\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeg-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeg-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeg-112x150.jpg 112w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/crackedeg.jpg 880w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">Out of the microwave, but I DROPPED IT. ACK! i still like it though.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxoff2-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"6691\" data-full-url=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxoff2.jpg\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/?attachment_id=6691\" class=\"wp-image-6691\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxoff2-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxoff2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxoff2-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/waxoff2.jpg 820w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption class=\"blocks-gallery-item__caption\">Here&#8217;s the other side of it.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6686,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[262,330],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news-stories","category-pysanky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6692,"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6685\/revisions\/6692"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.calla.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}